3 men in a sauna

Three men - a Doctor, an Investment Banker and a Programmer - were sitting naked in a sauna.

Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The Doctor pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly.

"That was my pager," he said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."

A few minutes later a phone rang.

The Investment Banker fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished, he
explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."

The Programmer felt decidedly low tech and, not wanting to be outdone, he
decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the
sauna and went to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of toilet paper
hanging from his behind. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him.

The Programmer finally said, "Well, will you look at that. I'm getting a fax."  ¶ 9:16 AM